Who would win in a fight?

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Easy and simple, you say the names of anything (2-4 please!) and then the next poster says who they think would win in a fight:
You:
Chuck Norris or Barney

Next poster:
Chuck Norris

Ok, so...

Mouse or Cat?

Sandals, they last longer.

Winnie the Pooh or Barney?

( ?....???? What? I'm not good with these types of things....)

Uhhh....I guess the second thing...It sounds like Barney from Half-Life.


French or Italian?

Lmao barny the big purple dino XDD


Hmm France or Italy... Hard to choose, but I'd say french +w+

RuneScape or FunOrb?

Haven't heard/used of either but I guess Runscape. It sounds more...powerful...I guess...


A Moth or a Butterfly?

You get a gold star +w+

Umm...Butterfly wins.

Dish or Cable? (As in tv)

Cable.

Heart or Spade?

Heart, KH rules XD


Cellphone or Homephone?

Cellphone. Very helpful if you're away from home or want to be in-touch with friends.


Asteroid or Comet?

Comet, less deadly

Bed or Sofa?

Nothing is better then a bed...Nothing!


Pen or Pencil?

(Sofas are pretty awesome...)

Pencil wins because it can erase
(yea, some pens can, but their special, all pencials can erase one another)

Apples or Pears?

Apples, 'cause they're awsome! (please relize, this is an answer from a person born in the state known for it's apples...and the big one.)


Water Vapor or Oxygen?

(Really? Me to :3 We even have mountains named after our apples :P)

Oxygen! -why?- Because you can't survive without it :P

Laptop or Desktop?

Desktop. I like the freedom of a mouse, much better then a touchpad. All touchpads hate me for some reason...=_=


Right hand or Left hand? (Go lefties/leftys! [however you spell it...])

I know how you feel -w-'
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I'ma have to say right hand would win~ :P (Also, I believe it's lefties owo)

Incandescent or Compact fluorescent?

Nyan cat. I've gotten tired of the Monorail cat, plus, the nyan cat is much more colorful.


Coke or Pepsi? (It was needed. I, personally, prefer Coke.)

Coke [w/ real sugar].
The stuff made in America is nasty :/ (Although, I did find a vending machine that sold Coke with real sugar, it was very good.)
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This has to be done.

Kitsune or Neko?

I'm around cats all day, so you would think I would pick Neko, but I'm going with Kitsune. Their pretty darn cute. Plus, their tails are extra fluffy~


Sledge hammer or Axe?

Aww, you're so lucky ;o; I wish I had a cat Dx
But I probably would have picked Kitsune too x3
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Axe; It's flammable when held to a lighter~ /shot
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Cup or Glass?

Glass. It seems so much more...elegent.


Duck or Goose?

Goose, probably.

Transformers or Gundam?

Transformers. I remember them being pretty awesome when I was younger.


Potato chips or corn chips?